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The
Eclectic Biker: July 2003 |
by John
Inama
Associate Editor
Beginner Bikes Magazine
The
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Don't
you just hate it when an "all new" episode of your
favorite TV show ends up being just a compilation of old clips
strung together with some asinine plot? Yes, the dreaded "clip
show."
Well,
in writing, it's really not an option. But, when the idea well's
running low and deadline's approaching, there is one option
to pull out of the ol' writer's toolbox: The List.
That's
right, the list. Where the writer (in this case, me) makes a
list of things he likes/doesn't like/hates/saw on the way to
work today and writes a little blurb explaining each one. Now
that's entertainment!
My
list is something that's been on my mind lately. Now that the
weather's offically nice and I still don't have a bike in my
driveway, I've been thinking of the bikes that I want, that
I'll be keeping an eye out for as I peruse eBay, Cycle Trader
and local classifieds.
They
are, in no particular order:
Aprilia
RS50:
I've
gone over the reasons why I want one of these. Unfortunately,
they're pretty rare. On the plus side, though, the ones
I've seen for sale are in good shape and are pretty cheap.
I'm still wondering if that's a good thing.
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Derbi
GPR50R/Replica:
I've
put both of these together because the Replica is brand
new, so finding one any less than MSRP (whatever that
is) will be impossible. The older GPRs, though, are starting
to sprout up on various classifieds, although they too
suffer from Rarity Syndrome. Still, they're being listed
for very good prices (sub-$2,000, in some cases), firmly
in Affordability Territory.
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Yamaha
FZ600:
A
600 sportbike? Sort of. Look closely -- you'll notice
an "R" missing from that alphanumeric name.
The FZ600s were made from '85 to '88, and were, in a word,
anemic compared to even the FZR that evolved from it.
Why would I want an old sportbike, you ask? Well, ever
since my infamous first
ride I've had an attachment to them. I feel
like I missed out on a rare opportunity when I didn't
buy that old FZ, and now I'm paying for it. They're getting
increasingly rare, especially in non-thrashed condition,
but you just know that if I find one close by for a good
price in good condition, even an RS50 wouldn't keep me
away from it.
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Yamaha
FZR600:
Okay,
now I'm pushing the envelope a bit. I know the FZR is
a potent bike, but unfortunately they just look too much
like FZ600s. So for all the reasons listed above, I want
one. The good news is they're much more prevalent and
not too expensive. The bad news is they're much more prevalent
and not too expensive -- I just may get one, meaning all
my "start small and work up" advice would sound
just a tad hypocritical.
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Suzuki
GS500:
They're
great bikes, I know, but the only reason I want one is
so I can buy a set of clip-on bars and an Airtech fairing.
That would just look too sweet. And I'd most likely have
the only fully-faired GS in a 500-mile radius.
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MZ
Skorpion Sport/Sport Cup:
I
always hated the name "Sport Cup." Sounds like
an athletic supporter. But, it would be my first choice
among the two. Both of them are the sportier versions
of the Skorpion frame (compared to the naked Tour and
the sport-touring Traveller), but the Sport has a half-fairing
while the Sport Cup has a full fairing. Either way, these
are great beginner sportbikes, with the 660cc Yamaha single
pushing 48 user-friendly horsepower (a few less than the
Ninja 500) through a nimble chassis. These have been widely
regarded as some of the best-handling bikes ever made.
I'd love to put that theory to the test.
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Kawasaki
Ninja 250/500:
I
have to admit I'm a little wary of the Ninja 250. From
what I've read, it seems like the quality is hit or miss
-- I've heard people say they were rock-solid reliable,
while I've also heard horror stories. That's why I'd never
buy one new. I'd get one that has proven itself to be
reliable. The 500, well, they're too expensive new, anyway,
and they're numerous enough to be a good used buy. They're
also great little sportbikes.
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Honda
Nighthawk 250:
Huh?
The underpowered, underbraked, underdamped 250? For a
Sportbike Guy? Yes. And I'll tell you why. I've always
wanted to bring out the inner Cafe Racer in these bikes.
They deserve it -- really, they're pretty nice looking
bikes. The first thing I'd do is get a set of clubman
(cafe racer-style) handlebars and a universal cafe fairing.
Then, I'd either retrofit a Rebel front disc brake or
find an aftermarket front disc. I'd then order the Honda
jet kit and try to find some kind of exhaust system, preferably
a 2-into-1. I'd then upgrade the rear shocks and have
the forks rebuilt with stiffer springs. Good thing they're
cheap bikes, because all that work sounds expensive. But
just think, when I'm all done, people could call me the
Toecutter.
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Anything
I could afford:
If
it runs, has two wheels, and I can afford it, well, it
just may end up in my driveway. Hey, beggars can't be
choosers.
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